Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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