He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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