Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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