When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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