If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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