were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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