can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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