I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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