is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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