The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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