I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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