OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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