Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just googled if crying burns calories
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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