I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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