is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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