there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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