love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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