what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My life is pants optional.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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