im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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