The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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