the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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