the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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