your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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