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I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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