Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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