Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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