Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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