Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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