Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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