Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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