I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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