Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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