This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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