Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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