why didn't you poke me back
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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