Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
my poor anus
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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