I need help removing her.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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