I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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