He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
honey bunches of taint.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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