The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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