so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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