You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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