Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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