I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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