What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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