Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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