i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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