the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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