We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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When are your genitals available?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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