My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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