ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I am naked and annoyed.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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