trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My bed smells like the plague
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