I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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