i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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