ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It's blow job season.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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