6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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